"...It's just awful. He talks and talks and talks. And if he isn't talking, he's smoking his smelly cigars all over the house. I'm so sick of the smell of cigar smoke I could just roll over and die."
"The cigars are ballast, sweetheart. Sheer ballast. If he didn't have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We'd never see our Zooey again."
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
AWWWWWWWWW
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always thought this was pretty cool
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Tuxedo Mask’s Speech Failures
i have been waiting for this gif set all my life oh my god
when the ball just runs over the rose
“WHAT?”
he’s SO cONFUSED.
MY ROSE SHOULD BE INVINCIBLE my life is a lie
LITERALLY ME
cries
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Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
these people are the best.
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i like that you tagged me in this.
i wanted to get up and just tell you about this but i was too lazy, so i just tagged you in that instead.
don’t you hate it?!
