ofgeography replied to your post: Speaking of English being the best/worst, look at… i like that you tagged me in this. i wanted to get up and just tell you about this but i was too lazy, so i just tagged you in that instead. don’t you hate it?!
Speaking of English being the best/worst, look at these actual sentences and then kill me because I hate/love everything: 1. James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher. Now imagine that James and John are in the same English class, and they’re filling in sentences. You know, the ones that have _______ in them. Add punctuation, and… ...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
how to be a "real woman": a guide
ofgeography: 1. do you identify as a woman 2. congratulations you’re a real woman reblogging again because all these notes are giving molly a panic attack and also she just bit my friend like a piranha so EVERYONE REBLOG OR LIKE THIS. this is poetic justice.
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
zeus is bullshit: a poem
the theory that people are always searching for their other half is bullshit. don’t let anyone, not even a god, tell you you are anything less than whole. everyone takes this story sooo seriously, but aristophanes was actually kidding—it’s satirical, comic. and also who is taking love advice from zeus anyways? this is the guy that rained gold to get a girl...
7 Saucy Ways To Flirt From Uncovered J.D. Salinger... →
muriel-fedder: Here’s what it might be like to be J.D.’s favorite fangirl as seen in new letters attained by The Morgan Library. i can’t get over this omg
His impulse to confront the past would seem to run counter to the magical pull...– Bryan Waterman reviews I Dreamed I Was a Very Clean Tramp, by Richard Hell (via therumpus)
‘Arrested Development’ sneak peek: Buster and... →
thebluthcompany: Entertainment Weekly has an exclusive sneak peak of the new Arrested Development. Do yourself a favor and go watch it right now. It is so good that I’m actually crying from laughing so much. ITSSOGOOD
Tess of the d’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy. I probably read this novel in high...– Fiona Maazel on the book that changed her life, Shelf Awareness for Wednesday, April 24, 2013 | Shelf Awareness Fiona will be here on May 22 with Benjamin Hale to celebrate Bennett Sims’ debut novel from Two Dollar Radio, A Questionable Shape. (via housingworksbookstore) [OKAY GUYS i just want...
howdoiputthisgently: RIGHT BEFORE: RIGHT AFTER: NOSTOP
not of self, but of geography.: euclase: Sometimes... →
euclase: Sometimes I wish I could sit these actors down and buy them a beer and explain to them in firm but gentle tones that fangirls and fanboys are not as hysterical or ridiculous as they are so often played up to be. I would tell them about this one artist who once designed a trueform…
corgay: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry oh my fucking god
watch the doctor’s name be “john smith”