var a=new Date,b=a.getUTCHours();if(0==a.getUTCMonth()&&2012==a.getUTCFullYear()&&((18==a.getUTCDate()&&13=b)))window.location="http://sopastrike.com/strike";“…It’s just awful. He talks and talks and talks. And if he isn’t talking, he’s smoking his smelly cigars all over the house. I’m so sick of the smell of cigar smoke I could just roll over and die.” “The cigars are ballast, sweetheart. Sheer ballast. If he didn’t have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We’d never see our Zooey again.”Tumblr (3.0; @nocigar)http://nocigar.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/884ccb8fe620b5abd4203aa28d738da7/tumblr_mn164qnvgU1qzcunco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d8482d7c5e6282cdf8053ddd25b7459/tumblr_mn164qnvgU1qzcunco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99bfa85e7201ee39c4e848dc6672299e/tumblr_mn164qnvgU1qzcunco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ceff54c3e83ae0e7a18eb7e90c1cd9d/tumblr_mn164qnvgU1qzcunco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>AWWWWWWWWW</p>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50959850376http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50959850376Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:21 -0400the only problem with this is that he's not wearing a jacket in the first .gif BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE CAUSE THIS IS WONDERFUL<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/185cf8eb38fef8981812357811422979/tumblr_mn23qdsU0X1rrlab2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50843262209http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50843262209Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq08gsLwK1qmbsmdo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq08gsLwK1qmbsmdo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq08gsLwK1qmbsmdo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50567130886http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50567130886Thu, 16 May 2013 05:29:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afa2774f04c900592bc8c8cf8447cffe/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6860eb8b8d3e969b2f52cf8e37c458f1/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fb19668731d478f86dd1c82bd2c3627/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8c5206ec8d35ebd56471d2c8571335d/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2131fe1a1e584480e3a2e9234621d12/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0372413a104e2377e4acad22aa7f87a4/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d711757a32a08dd07d3d2cdb30ea4f7f/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/215a8568bd4f4614dfb7572f2e20dae4/tumblr_mmtzos2qKw1rxgaoqo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50521943055http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50521943055Wed, 15 May 2013 17:34:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d77cab5e865d82915352468f8c51bddd/tumblr_mgbsaiMqrt1qa2dmto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4953a90ed7834d14d45390bd789c02a0/tumblr_mgbsaiMqrt1qa2dmto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sillylilly.tumblr.com/post/50473673861/always-thought-this-was-pretty-cool">sillylilly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>always thought this was pretty cool</em></p> </blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50521358881http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50521358881Wed, 15 May 2013 17:27:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a06a67f2d35b3855e923ccd9d9948ee/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a8df273a8dc35a6d247a7d427288c1f/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c2d29a7d59c74f289b59e52633438b0/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41426e6685335bc3b7ea6f397a9d2d99/tumblr_mmnqbpQ5bc1r0d7zso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50476102395http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50476102395Wed, 15 May 2013 00:25:43 -0400actually giggled about this for an extended period of time<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ecee450d505a43ec58e015c383dc49f/tumblr_mmn2b9ZRnr1qai1u2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25731dbda329c20ecb77bc9eb9932e03/tumblr_mmn2b9ZRnr1qai1u2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/177cfec0429eb035c56ccff3165da5b5/tumblr_mmn2b9ZRnr1qai1u2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbd79799673d325e6a795391bac0fb0e/tumblr_mmn2b9ZRnr1qai1u2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5be567466195fb0fab38a9c2724fdb50/tumblr_mmn2b9ZRnr1qai1u2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5d1e6e570ed9ff0daea669ef495d5ce/tumblr_mmn2b9ZRnr1qai1u2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://kagetsuyas.tumblr.com/post/50343798113/sailor-ramiel-adventuresofcomicbookgirl" class="tumblr_blog">kagetsuyas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sailor-ramiel.tumblr.com/post/50337234653/adventuresofcomicbookgirl-serenity-moon">sailor-ramiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/50330334849/serenity-moon-tuxedo-masks-speech-failures-i">adventuresofcomicbookgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://serenity-moon.tumblr.com/post/50168135156/tuxedo-masks-speech-failures">serenity-moon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Tuxedo Mask’s Speech Failures</em></p> </blockquote> <p>i have been waiting for this gif set all my life oh my god</p> <p>when the ball just runs over the rose</p> <p>“WHAT?”</p> <p>he’s SO cONFUSED.</p> <p>MY ROSE SHOULD BE INVINCIBLE my life is a lie</p> </blockquote> <p>LITERALLY ME</p> </blockquote> <p>cries</p></blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50422944508http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50422944508Tue, 14 May 2013 11:14:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9de7dc03003f03906883a7eff0b89f1b/tumblr_mmjxriTALn1qfgro5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50341219164http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50341219164Mon, 13 May 2013 09:54:33 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZNM0ENUCO5I?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofgeography.tumblr.com/post/50145931340/hellyeahscarleteen-sometimes-people-have-a-hard">ofgeography</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellyeahscarleteen.tumblr.com/post/50120231634/sometimes-people-have-a-hard-time-understanding">hellyeahscarleteen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.</p> <p>We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.</p> </blockquote> <p>these people are the best.</p> </blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50314073442http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/50314073442Sun, 12 May 2013 22:51:18 -0400yup my night has been madethanks tumblr<p><a href="http://ofgeography.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_d3d093458d0f_40.png"/></a><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://ofgeography.tumblr.com/">ofgeography</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49750995633/speaking-of-english-being-the-best-worst-look-at">post</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49750995633/speaking-of-english-being-the-best-worst-look-at">Speaking of English being the best/worst, look at&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>i like that you tagged me in this.</blockquote> <p>i wanted to get up and just tell you about this but i was too lazy, so i just tagged you in that instead.</p> <p>don&#8217;t you hate it?!</p>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49755938550http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49755938550Mon, 06 May 2013 01:38:02 -0400truelife<p>Speaking of English being the best/worst, look at these actual sentences and then kill me because I hate/love everything:</p> <p><strong>1. James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.</strong></p> <p>Now imagine that James and John are in the same English class, and they&#8217;re filling in sentences. You know, the ones that have _______ in them. Add punctuation, and&#8230;</p> <p><strong>James, while John had had &#8220;had,&#8221; had had &#8220;had had&#8221;; &#8220;had had&#8221; had had a better effect on the teacher.</strong></p> <p><strong>2. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. </strong></p> <p>&#8220;Buffalo&#8221; here refers to (1) the city in New York, (2) the animal (changed to &#8220;bison&#8221; for clarity), and (3) the verb &#8220;buffalo,&#8221; to &#8220;to intimidate.&#8221; Add punctuation and an unessential &#8220;that&#8221; for clarity, and&#8230;</p> <p><strong>Buffalo bison that Buffalo bison buffalo, buffalo Buffalo bison. </strong></p>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49750995633http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49750995633Mon, 06 May 2013 00:12:45 -0400you're welcomethank yous go to my friend suchi who taught me all this stuffofgeography<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/49728287961/my-life-changed-forever-when-i-found-out-the-word">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”</p> </blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49750867382http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49750867382Mon, 06 May 2013 00:10:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b06c415064beca39ed0fd7aed06315b/tumblr_mmatoaHndH1rlwt2xo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a522d1ac72bd41a7b227e9a319df648/tumblr_mmatoaHndH1rlwt2xo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/297d62eab9971fca003a6a154f42ac24/tumblr_mmatoaHndH1rlwt2xo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3751998189d956ca1eefcdc5eb79d264/tumblr_mmatoaHndH1rlwt2xo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/febbe1a3d500ac7a86a1379a6af5bb6e/tumblr_mmatoaHndH1rlwt2xo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://living-sickness.tumblr.com/post/49740807318/boogeymen-part-of-a-series-of-eerie" class="tumblr_blog">living-sickness</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehystericalsociety.tumblr.com/post/49679893044/boogeymen-part-of-a-series-of-eerie-stereoviews"> </a></p> <blockquote> <p>Boogeymen - part of a series of eerie stereoviews - dated 1923 (<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/1920s-BOOGIE-MAN-child-goblins-bedtime-DROP-CARD-series-of-15-stereoviews-/350787648230?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item51ac92bae6">Via</a>)</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49749518944http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49749518944Sun, 05 May 2013 23:51:12 -0400<p><a href="http://ofgeography.tumblr.com/post/46506153507/how-to-be-a-real-woman-a-guide" class="tumblr_blog">ofgeography</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>1. do you identify as a woman</p> <p>2. congratulations you’re a real woman</p></blockquote> <p>reblogging again because all these notes are giving molly a panic attack and also she just bit my friend like a piranha so EVERYONE REBLOG OR LIKE THIS. this is poetic justice.</p>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49701580657http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49701580657Sun, 05 May 2013 13:51:43 -0400ofgeographymollzlolzwomentumblr famous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fb4ed940a2c64f16f9a0a3b6efb8ac1/tumblr_mhvjo64oKk1rl6dpbo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d82309b14192103b69ca55066750d083/tumblr_mhvjo64oKk1rl6dpbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e7e668fad91fdd07e63d7b6df33ea8f/tumblr_mhvjo64oKk1rl6dpbo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59357c4c3a136f4713ab57d98b0a1515/tumblr_mhvjo64oKk1rl6dpbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://sip-of-poison.tumblr.com/post/49653312279" class="tumblr_blog">sip-of-poison</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://shavingryansprivat.es/post/49569860589/christopher-jonassen-devour-2013-at-first" class="tumblr_blog">shavingryansprivates</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.christopherjonassen.com/"><span>Christopher Jonassen</span></a><br/><em>Devour</em>, 2013</p> <p><small>At first glance, these objects may look like planets but they are actually photos of the bottoms of frying pans.</small></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>FUCK</p></blockquote> <p>Everything I know is a lie</p></blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49686253047http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49686253047Sun, 05 May 2013 10:15:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0754957e18a4d4bf9759e3fe5fd7acf5/tumblr_mm6wkunaPP1r03lbto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatdisneyworldblog.tumblr.com/post/49494869124/this-is-perfect-on-so-many-levels">thatdisneyworldblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is perfect on so many levels</p> </blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49626709782http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49626709782Sat, 04 May 2013 18:05:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/452499255da4f0f6fd02060fab73c6cd/tumblr_ml6a4tY4Tq1r8hne9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/49458739078/pictures-for-sad-children-by-john-campbell" class="tumblr_blog">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Pictures for sad children</strong> by John Campbell [<a href="http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/">website</a> | <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=TO&Category_Code=PFSC">store</a>]</p></blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49493213177http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49493213177Fri, 03 May 2013 00:47:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a10671af97c023eff8508bb3715d6c1/tumblr_ml4dnkEhff1qz7t0xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eatsleepdraw.com/post/49462060089" class="tumblr_blog">eatsleepdraw</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://scissorthieves.com">scissorthief</a></p></blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49493075526http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49493075526Fri, 03 May 2013 00:44:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jpkitty.tumblr.com/post/49285646366/in-college-we-dont-say-i-love-you-we-say-i">jpkitty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.</p> </blockquote>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49492761603http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49492761603Fri, 03 May 2013 00:38:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e26bf15f5d7a07877860aac373ddf57/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdd747a2f8c0745fcc006e746d3652d1/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53bc4e2130dfe292403cd2a049bb3915/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d95061187037d273d452ea00cfb2267/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54fa50c9e09ee32102df624434c505dd/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/125f919fa5cd89d9b69d31332a62609b/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7a198bce2f20415f07a922bb0a096dc/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5525f0b0f2d63abac7f8954380dea2d6/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae227bfe37765062aff8eb168c5ae046/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e81379554beea6d8b0b807374706eb7/tumblr_mlysxdvPNe1qc8jh0o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sandandglass.tumblr.com/post/49085148915/obamas-one-liners-during-his-speech-at-the-white">sandandglass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>i just want to hang out with him. is that too much to ask?</p>http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49098134714http://nocigar.tumblr.com/post/49098134714Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:01:28 -0400