"...It's just awful. He talks and talks and talks. And if he isn't talking, he's smoking his smelly cigars all over the house. I'm so sick of the smell of cigar smoke I could just roll over and die."

"The cigars are ballast, sweetheart. Sheer ballast. If he didn't have a cigar to hold on to, his feet would leave the ground. We'd never see our Zooey again."


10: Right! Tardises are separating. Sorry, Doctor, time's up. Back to long ago. Where are you now? Nyssa and Teagan? Cybermen and Mara? Time Lords in silly hats and the Master? Oh, he showed up again, same as ever!

5: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?

10: No, no beard this time--well, a wife.